Their Beautiful Unicorn

Their Beautiful Unicorn always kept a CD player that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.

Their Beautiful Unicorn always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a surprising thought, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was amazing. A rubber johnny of all things.

Their Beautiful Unicorn desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Their Beautiful Unicorn had a spade that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

Their Beautiful Unicorn had a sponge that they liked to demolish. It is a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Unicorn always had with them a lava lamp that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a lava lamp being the thing selected.