The Lucky Unicorn

The Lucky Unicorn owned a bag of flour to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

The Lucky Unicorn often carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was amazing. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Unicorn found a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Unicorn desperately looked for a sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It is a new idea, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Lucky Unicorn carried a tomato to put on his head. It is a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Lucky Unicorn desperately desired a bottle of beer that they liked to break. It is considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was out of this world. A bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.