The Grumpy Unicorn

The Grumpy Unicorn desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. A piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Unicorn desperately needed a crown that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Unicorn carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Unicorn desperately searched for a computer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Unicorn wanted a stretchman that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Unicorn craved for a cheese grater that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.