Her Confused Unicorn

Her Confused Unicorn always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to play with. It might be a fairly extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to select.

Her Confused Unicorn always had with them a block of cheese that they would worship. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Her Confused Unicorn often carried a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer having that done to it

Her Confused Unicorn desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.

Her Confused Unicorn always had with them a stretchman that they would drop. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

Her Confused Unicorn had a can of Tango that they sometimes break. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen item.