My Boring Unicorn

My Boring Unicorn often carried a teapot that they would cuddle. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Unicorn always kept a melon that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Boring Unicorn often carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

My Boring Unicorn desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

My Boring Unicorn desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would hug. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Boring Unicorn desperately needed a set of lego to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.