His Crypting Unicorn

His Crypting Unicorn wanted a little monkey to break. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

His Crypting Unicorn always kept a big sponge that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was breathtaking. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Unicorn wanted a crown that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen item.

His Crypting Unicorn desperately desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes embrace. It was a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

His Crypting Unicorn desired a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Unicorn desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.