The Weary Unicorn

The Weary Unicorn desperately looked for a little monkey that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Weary Unicorn desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Unicorn desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Weary Unicorn desired a magic 8 ball that they would cuddle. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Unicorn desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Unicorn had a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing selected.