Her Bewildered Unicorn

Her Bewildered Unicorn had a toilet brush that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Her Bewildered Unicorn had a rubber johnny that they liked to share. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Her Bewildered Unicorn desired a spade that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Her Bewildered Unicorn desired a chocolate bar that they would sleep with. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be stunning. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

Her Bewildered Unicorn desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Her Bewildered Unicorn wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. It might be a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.