My Round Unicorn

My Round Unicorn desperately searched for a little monkey that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

My Round Unicorn often carried a chocolate bar that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

My Round Unicorn looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Round Unicorn owned a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. It might have been an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be epic. A cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

My Round Unicorn always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes cuddle. It was an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

My Round Unicorn found a CD player that they would break. This seems an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a CD player is the item to select.