My Crazy Unicorn

My Crazy Unicorn desperately looked for a spade that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to choose.

My Crazy Unicorn looked for a stretchman to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

My Crazy Unicorn needed a bat that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bat was the chosen thing.

My Crazy Unicorn looked for a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was epic. A melon is the thing to select.

My Crazy Unicorn wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. It would be an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

My Crazy Unicorn looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to choose.