His Bum Loving Unicorn

His Bum Loving Unicorn wanted a pen to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A pen was the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Unicorn searched for a computer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a computer was the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Unicorn owned a custard pie that they would occasionally worship. It would be a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

His Bum Loving Unicorn craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Unicorn desired a custard pie that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Unicorn desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.