His Lonely Unicorn

His Lonely Unicorn found a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango of all things.

His Lonely Unicorn needed a little monkey that they would drop. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

His Lonely Unicorn desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often break. One might say this is an unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

His Lonely Unicorn desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Unicorn found a hat that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a curious idea, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

His Lonely Unicorn desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to throw. It might be a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.