His Grumpy Unicorn

His Grumpy Unicorn always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was epic. A can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

His Grumpy Unicorn wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to embrace. This could be considered an odd operation, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

His Grumpy Unicorn looked for a custard pie that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Unicorn desperately craved for a computer that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was wonderous. Remarkably, a computer is the item to choose.

His Grumpy Unicorn desperately looked for a sword to smash. One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was exciting. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen item.

His Grumpy Unicorn desperately searched for a set of lego that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be exciting. A set of lego being the item opted for.