Her Stupid Unicorn

Her Stupid Unicorn often carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

Her Stupid Unicorn desperately looked for a bottle of beer to cuddle. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Unicorn desperately desired a radiator that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item to select.

Her Stupid Unicorn desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Unicorn looked for a tomato that they would put on his head. It should have been an odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Unicorn looked for a cup that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to select.