The Grumpy Unicorn

The Grumpy Unicorn found a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally worship. This seems an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Unicorn owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes break. It might be a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was wonderful. A chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Unicorn looked for a chocolate bar to sit and look at. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Unicorn desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was an unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was fun. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Unicorn had a can of Tango to demolish. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Unicorn desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand to share. This could be considered a fairly original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.