The Boring Unicorn

The Boring Unicorn had a cheese grater to put on his head. This seems an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Boring Unicorn carried a teapot that they sometimes annihilate It might be a surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Boring Unicorn always had with them a bag of poop that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Unicorn craved for a pen that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a pen is the item to select.

The Boring Unicorn searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Unicorn craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.