Grumpy Unicorn

Grumpy Unicorn craved for a wig to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Unicorn owned a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally drop. It is a bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was simply life. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Unicorn always carried a tomato that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Unicorn found a teapot that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Unicorn desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

Grumpy Unicorn had a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.