His Grumpy Unicorn

His Grumpy Unicorn desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was stunning. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Unicorn desperately searched for a melon that they would break. It would have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Unicorn desired a custard pie that they would put on his head. It was a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

His Grumpy Unicorn craved for a ball to drop. It might have been a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

His Grumpy Unicorn desperately wanted a melon to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Unicorn desperately searched for a tomato that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. A tomato is the item to choose.