His Square Unicorn

His Square Unicorn desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be out of this world. Strangely, a sword being the item opted for.

His Square Unicorn desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

His Square Unicorn always carried a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

His Square Unicorn always carried a tomato that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be wonderous. A tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

His Square Unicorn owned a big sponge that they would often demolish. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item opted for.

His Square Unicorn often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.