A Blue Unicorn

A Blue Unicorn had a computer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A computer having that done to it

A Blue Unicorn desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be an extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

A Blue Unicorn desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often embrace. It should have been an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Blue Unicorn had a porno magazine that they liked to hug. It was a new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

A Blue Unicorn desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

A Blue Unicorn desperately searched for a cup that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup being the item selected.