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My best friend was crippled by polio in 1966 at the age of ten. His parents chose not to have him vaccinated.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Please don't stop being you!

I won't. After all I have you as a model to avoid.

How did you even make it so far without me, damn you're lucky, so don't change even in lieu of another model to avoid, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA