His Eccentric Viper

His Eccentric Viper often carried a spade that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Viper desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sleep with. It might have been a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was epic. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Viper had a cheese grater that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

His Eccentric Viper owned a set square to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Viper searched for a radiator that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Viper looked for a cucumber that they liked to share. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.