A Cheerful Viper

A Cheerful Viper desperately wanted a bat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

A Cheerful Viper searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a funny thought, to you, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it

A Cheerful Viper found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

A Cheerful Viper desperately looked for a spade that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

A Cheerful Viper found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Cheerful Viper desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.