Their Boring Viper

Their Boring Viper always kept a hat that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring Viper desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Viper always had with them a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A sword is the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Viper desired a wig to put on his head. It should be a fairly funny idea, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

Their Boring Viper desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a weird operation, to most, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Their Boring Viper needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.