His Eccentric Viper

His Eccentric Viper needed a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

His Eccentric Viper needed a mug that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a mug being the item opted for.

His Eccentric Viper had a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be stunning. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

His Eccentric Viper found a bag of poop to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Viper desperately desired a helmet that they would often share. It was a fairly peculiar action, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to choose.

His Eccentric Viper wanted a tomato that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a tomato is the item to opt for.