The Boring Viper

The Boring Viper always had with them a cucumber that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Viper desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Viper desired a spade that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be wonderous. A spade was the item that was selected.

The Boring Viper always carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Boring Viper desperately craved for a cup that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Boring Viper desired a set of lego that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen item.