My Ugly Viper

My Ugly Viper owned a teapot that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item to opt for.

My Ugly Viper wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

My Ugly Viper desperately wanted a ball that they would often throw. It should have been an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a ball of all things.

My Ugly Viper carried a stretchman that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

My Ugly Viper needed a cheese grater that they would eat. This seems a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

My Ugly Viper often carried a big sponge that they would eat. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.