A Bewildered Viper

A Bewildered Viper often carried a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Viper always kept a ball that they would often hug. It was a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Viper needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Viper owned a rubber chicken that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Viper often carried a pint of cider that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

A Bewildered Viper desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was sublime. A little monkey would be the item that was selected.