The Grumpy Viper

The Grumpy Viper craved for a sword that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Viper looked for a ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was simply life. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Viper searched for a bat that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Viper carried a teapot that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a strange thought, to you, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Viper desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Viper looked for a pint of cider that they liked to break. This could be considered a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.