My Tired Viper

My Tired Viper needed a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

My Tired Viper desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener of all things.

My Tired Viper found a radiator that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a radiator of all things.

My Tired Viper desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to you, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A pencil sharpener being the item selected.

My Tired Viper desperately looked for a rubber chicken to insert somewhere. It might be a new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Viper desperately searched for a toilet brush to insert somewhere. It might have been a curious idea, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be magnificent. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.