The Funny Viper

The Funny Viper desperately looked for a stapler that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Viper craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to you, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Funny Viper had a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was stunning. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Funny Viper desperately craved for a rubber johnny to demolish. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Viper needed a bat that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Viper desired a spade that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the chosen item.