My Troubled Viper

My Troubled Viper owned a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a different operation, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is epic. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Troubled Viper owned a rubber johnny that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

My Troubled Viper often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put on his head. It might be an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

My Troubled Viper desperately needed a bottle of beer to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

My Troubled Viper found a CD player that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

My Troubled Viper looked for a block of cheese that they would eat. It should have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. A block of cheese was the thing that was selected.