Her Stupid Viper

Her Stupid Viper searched for a can of coke to sleep with. It might be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to choose.

Her Stupid Viper looked for a CD player that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is epic. Strangely, a CD player having that done to it

Her Stupid Viper wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Viper desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Viper looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny of all things.

Her Stupid Viper carried a stapler that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be sublime. A stapler being the chosen item.