My Green Viper

My Green Viper always had with them a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

My Green Viper desperately searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. A can of coke was the chosen thing.

My Green Viper desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often demolish. It might have been a new undertaking, to me, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

My Green Viper desperately craved for a cup to eat. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cup is the item that was chosen.

My Green Viper owned a teapot that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a strange operation, to me, but not to the Viper, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a teapot was the chosen item.

My Green Viper needed a painting of a melon that they would share. It was considered to be an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.