The Bewildered Viper

The Bewildered Viper needed a spade that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Viper always carried a bag of flour that they would often embrace. This might appear to be an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Bewildered Viper desperately wanted a wig that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Viper desperately searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Viper desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Viper looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.