Weary Viper

Weary Viper craved for a ball that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

Weary Viper always kept a sack of potatoes to cuddle. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Weary Viper desired a bag of flour that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A bag of flour was the chosen item.

Weary Viper desperately searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

Weary Viper had a set square that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. A set square would be the item that was opted for.

Weary Viper wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.