His Crazy Viper

His Crazy Viper always carried a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

His Crazy Viper desired a stapler that they sometimes break. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

His Crazy Viper always carried a crown that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Viper wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was epic. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

His Crazy Viper desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

His Crazy Viper wanted a cup that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered an exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.