The Determined Viper

The Determined Viper needed a bag of flour that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Determined Viper owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Determined Viper always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Determined Viper desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. It was a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is fun. A can of Tango of all things.

The Determined Viper craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. It would have been an original thought, to my children, but not to the Viper, who expected it was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Determined Viper had a spade to cuddle. It is a curious action, to my children, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the thing selected.