My Big Viper

My Big Viper always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird action, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing selected.

My Big Viper had a toilet brush that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

My Big Viper always carried a helmet that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

My Big Viper found a cheese grater to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

My Big Viper desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

My Big Viper desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.