The Bum Loving Viper

The Bum Loving Viper desperately desired a little monkey that they would often share. It might have been a fairly unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Viper wanted a set of lego that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Viper found a rubber chicken that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Bum Loving Viper desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. It should have been an unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Viper wanted a CD player that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. A CD player is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Viper searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.