Bum Loving Viper

Bum Loving Viper found a CD player that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the item selected.

Bum Loving Viper desired a block of cheese that they would experiment on. It might be a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

Bum Loving Viper desperately looked for a toilet brush to throw. One might say this is a curious action, to most, but not to the Viper, who feels it was breathtaking. A toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Viper desperately searched for a cheese grater to put down their trousers. This could be considered an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Bum Loving Viper carried a set of lego that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Viper desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.