His Stupid Viper

His Stupid Viper always had with them a block of cheese that they would sit and look at. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a block of cheese of all things.

His Stupid Viper had a Harry Potter wand that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who feels it was wonderous. A Harry Potter wand of all things.

His Stupid Viper desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

His Stupid Viper carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

His Stupid Viper always had with them a pencil sharpener to break. This is certainly a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Viper had a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.