The Boring Viper

The Boring Viper wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be an original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Viper craved for a bat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bat is the thing to select.

The Boring Viper always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Boring Viper desperately needed a sword that they would often put on his head. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Viper desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Viper always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was awe-inspring. A pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.