Her Cute Viper

Her Cute Viper had a stapler that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

Her Cute Viper often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Cute Viper owned a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

Her Cute Viper desperately desired a sponge that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, epic. A sponge being the thing selected.

Her Cute Viper owned a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Cute Viper desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often play with. This seems an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pint of cider was the item that was chosen.