His Bum Loving Viper

His Bum Loving Viper owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Viper desired a spade that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to most, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Viper wanted a ball that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was exciting. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Viper desperately searched for a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be an odd thought, to some, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Viper needed a custard pie that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly strange proposal, to most, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Viper wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.