A Lovely Viper

A Lovely Viper desperately wanted a pint of beer to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

A Lovely Viper desperately searched for a cheese grater to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

A Lovely Viper looked for a big sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

A Lovely Viper had a painting of a melon that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

A Lovely Viper wanted a cup that they would often worship. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the chosen item.

A Lovely Viper always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.