The Ugly Viper

The Ugly Viper desperately looked for a mug to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a mug is the item to select.

The Ugly Viper looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly new operation, to many, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Viper found a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Viper carried a teapot that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Viper desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was fun. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Ugly Viper craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.