The Cheerful Viper

The Cheerful Viper carried a bottle of beer to break. It would be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Viper desperately craved for a tomato that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen item.

The Cheerful Viper desperately searched for a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a melon of all things.

The Cheerful Viper looked for a cheese grater that they liked to share. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Viper wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

The Cheerful Viper owned a set of lego to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.