A Depressed Viper

A Depressed Viper always carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

A Depressed Viper always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes share. It would be a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Viper desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Viper always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally share. It might be an exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Viper desired a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. It would have been a surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thought it was simply life. A chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

A Depressed Viper desperately desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.