The Funny Viper

The Funny Viper often carried a little monkey that they would occasionally share. It should be a weird action, to some, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Viper always carried a hat that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who felt it was fun. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Viper carried a spade that they would occasionally share. It should be an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Viper desired a set square that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly odd idea, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to select.

The Funny Viper wanted a block of cheese that they would often share. It might have been a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Funny Viper desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally play with. It would be a weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.